Seriously, what is it with people? Has the concept of personal space gone totally out of the window or what? You'd have thought that in todays day and age, with online socialising the latest thing, that people wouldnt mind keeping their distance....not when it comes to queing they dont!!
I stood in the petrol station this morning, lining up to pay for fuel and buy fags - Marlboro Greens (or Menthol as some people say.....I say green as it sounds less camp - they already have white tips for christs sake!) Some guy behind me, who, I hasten to add smelt very bad, was standing so close to me that I could almost feel his breath on my neck, I shuffle forward to try to get some space between us without doing a 'him' on the guy in front of me - he shuffles up behind me.
Then, obvioulsly, the inevitiable happens - he's in my face once I've paid and I turn around to leave. Dont people realise thats what you do when you finish paying - turn around and leave - and how the hell can you do that if some idiot is standing so close to you, you feel like they're trying to flaming grind on you!!!
So, if you see a guy buying camp fags from the shop, it could be me.....so stand the fuck back!!! :)
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